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POLL RESULTS: Goal of the Week

After asking you all to vote on the goal of the week from Merton's first win of the season for the ones, the results are finally in and it's not pretty...

Having not yet scored a competitive goal for the first team, Kiran Collier topped the vote with over 50% of the nominations. A cracking feat, considering it was into his own net.

"A corner from the right was swung in, Kiran lost his man and calmly slotted the ball past the helpless keeper. My only criticism, and I know I am a perfectionist, is that it was at the wrong end and Merton had just gone 2-1 down" - Chris Anstey, Manager

When asked why he voted for Kiran, first choice left back Kyle Hart Said, "Whey man brown ale man i love it man, just gotta gan in like and smash it like, ya narr?"

While Alex Gooding commented "I think this definitely cements my place as the second best left back in the club."

After bagging the winner, Louis Mayne came a close second with 3 votes, while Ollie Hope's stunner surprisingly ony got 1 nod!

Also only getting one vote was Eddie Suich, but in a sensational shocker - the site admin can exclusively reveal that his one and only vote came from his own home IP address. Embarrasing.


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